
The Carrot Ranch August 15, 2022, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story that uses the idea or phrase, “floppy as puppy ears.”
You can be explicit or implicit in your response. What is floppy and why? It doesn’t have to be about dogs at all. Go where the prompt leads!
Submit by August 20, 2022. The RULES…

“Barmaid, bring me a drink,” shouted Jim Hammond. He threw his cards down on the table. Another loss was hard to take.
“Where’s that girl? I want a drink, now!”
Miss Kitty glared at the poker table. She had served these gritty cowboys for years. She knew just how to handle the rowdy ones.
She smoothed her dress in place, paying special attention to her bustle, which in later years had become as floppy as puppy ears.
She sauntered over with a bottle of booze in her hand.
“Here ya go, Jim.” With one fell-swoop, she knocked Jim out!

Thanks for reading!
Never underestimate the power of a woman with a floppy-eared bustle!
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LOL! It alludes to her age 😂
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I never expected a dress bustle. Very cleverly done!
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Thank you. 🥰
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Glad you enjoyed.
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This is from Jules (My icon is there…below the fill in the blank space but the last comment I left to your rant I’m guessing went straight to spam…);
You know that anonymous icon was the same one I had recieved when I left a comment for another in-state-blogger! Anyway….
I like how you used Floppy!!
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LOL! Jules, it says someone! What the heck is going on?? 🤣
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You made me laugh!! 😂😂😂😂 Nice funny “tail.”
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LOL! I’d hoped for humor. Middle aged bustle spread! 🤣
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Lol for Miss Kitty! ❤
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Not the kind of headache he expected the next morning.
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Ha. She made good use of the bottle, just not how he expected. Great story, Colleen.
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Your comment says someone… 🤦🏼♀️
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Ha, wasn’t expecting that unfloppy ending
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LOL! I’m glad you enjoyed, Anne.
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That Miss Kitty is a cool cat. He got a frontal lobotomy instead of “a bottle in front of me”.
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Ha, ha! D. you crack me up! 🤣
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That shut him up, fer sure!
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Ha, ha! I think my husband had a rerun on! LOL! 😀
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Clever Miss Kitty. He’ll think twice before asking for more beer next time.
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LOL! Those old western reruns make me laugh. 😂
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Yes, laugh – or cry.
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Well, that’s true. Most olders westerns seem to follow a formula.
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